Recently we spoke to Parry Walker, of Kanata, Ontario, who claimed that he had some fantastic news to share with us. Walker claims that it's just a matter of time before he wins, "...really, really big!!"
Walker discussed his plans on just how he's going to win really big, "Well, I just ordered this tape that I saw on the Comedy Network. It's called Secrets of Slot Machines, and it looks really cool! I mean, James Coburn recommended it, and it's going to be awesome!
"It tells me completely legal slot-machine beating methods, and which machines to play. It's a good thing I'm getting this tape, because I used to just think that there was no actual strategy to slot-machines. I thought that they were computerized, and completely random, and just set up to make the casino money. But according to James Coburn, there's ways to beat the slot-machines. I can't believe the moronic casino owners just leave these things lying around. I'm going to take them for everything they have when I go to the casino. I'm going to be rich!!"
MADHOUSE asked Mr. Walker what he thinks the video will teach him about techniques for beating slot-machines. Walker responded by saying, "I can't really say right now, because I haven't actually received the tape yet. But I'm sure it will work well. I'm sure Coburn would never lie to me."
