I admit it, I've been dressing up in that stupid costume for years to scare everyone away from the house. I wanted to keep all of the hidden gold for myself. It worked too, until those kids came along in that hippie van of theirs.

I don't know how those kids figured this one out... I mean it's not like you'd just see someone dress up as a monster to scare nosy people away from a treasure hidden in some spooky old mansion every week.

I thought it was working too. After all, that kid who sounds like Casey Casem was nearly wetting himself. And that stupid dog, who's constantly butchering the English language was scared out of his mind. It took six scooby snacks to even get him to come out of that oversized vase.

I guess things first went wrong after after I started chasing those pesky kids around the mansion, our actions set to some feel-good soft rock. After that, it was only a matter of time before they dropped the chandelier on me, trapping me in my own web of lies.

Then that nerdy girl had to put everything together and figure out my true identity before even unmasking me. I tell you, I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids and that damn dog!