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I mean hell, the good Doctor's lab assistant was a talking badger in overalls, his house and trees fucking talked to him... As far as I can tell, this show must've been damn popular in Japan too, since it involves a running sub-plot where Doctor Snuggles builds a freakishly horny robo-maid.
For more Doctor Snuggles pictures, and the Doctors theme song as performed by ABBA, click here.
Sadly not everyone could make the cut. Click here to see a pile of stuff that didn't quite make it into this article. Knowing a guy named BLT is like seeing some guy walking down the street with his fly open... he doesn't know, and he's not going to fix it unless you tell him. Dear god, why wont they tell BLT he's named after a sandwich? Thinking back, it seems like the world of Degrassi exists in an alternate universe where nobody can recognize just how shitty a name is. Experts call this dimension the 80's. How else would you explain having people named BLT, LD, Wheels, Snake, Yick and Spike in the same damn building?
I might as well take the time to remind you to be sure to check out all of the extra links throughout this article. Otherwise you might just miss something, and then you'd have to kick your own ass. |
Holy crap. This Doctor Snuggles was one messed up Brit, and as a kid this show used to really scare me shitless. I'd take just about any bet that this show wasn't thought up on some sort of horrible acid trip. My recent research hasn't shed any light on just what the fuck this show was, but as far as I can tell it's some kind of Satanist recruitment ploy. That's the best explanation I could find as to why Doctor Snuggles is clearly making the sign of the beast... Then again, maybe he's just a big Motorhead fan.
Perfect Strangers may have started out that way - as a satanist recruitment ploy - but soon we let them deep into our hearts. Wow... I remember this one episode where Larry told a white lie that soon snowballed into a sticky web of deceit. And then, there was this other episode where... Larry told a white lie, and it... snowballed into a web of deceit? I should've just written that plot summary down onto the back of the remote. Every time the Perfect Strangers opening came on I could read the back of the remote, have a good laugh and then change the damn channel. But I didn't, so I guess that's one point for the "kids are retarded" team.
Without Degrassi, we'd probably all be acid taking, racist teenage mothers with crappy hair. I don't think there was anyone on this show that didn't have something horribly wrong with their lives. Take BLT for example. The guy's named after a fucking sandwich, but nobody in the whole damn school has the balls to tell him. And BLT had it relatively easy, considering that the majority of the students were 14 year old crack-head mothers. Hell, even Wheels was hit on by one of the freakiest looking perverts on the planet. I don't think it was even in the script, the actor just couldn't hold in his unnatural urges any longer. I guess the grim, dystopian view presented by Degrassi worked wonders. My highschool had only one pregnant 14 year old. Phew... thanks again, Degrassi. |
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