I make no grande claims (grande with an 'e', though here in text this emphasis seems redundant) to my skill in drawing. I can however draw what can be fairly deemed a "bitchin frog" and it hurts when people say it sucks. Here is my picture of a frog:

awesome frog; you know it

I drew this frog in colour for the first time just for you dudes here, but his right leg came out a little fat. Still, a great specimin. Contrast with others here, here, and especially here.

Important information for the clueless:

     • front legs are drawn in the 'transsubstantial' art style.

     • those are rear legs, not teats.  Christ.

     • the song 'push it' by salt'n'pepa is about SEX.

     • his head has buggy eyes; it is not a playstation controller.
Oh, before I forget, a public service announcement:


MY CIGARETTE-SMOKING SKULLS ALSO RULE
ps don't smoke